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Dr. Seuss Purity Test

Posted by my_happy_places on 2011.10.03 at 21:48
Current Location: 94306
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Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it on the bathroom tile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s,
Pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions we asked thee,
Score times two is your Purity.

for all you drama queens

so I got booted out of thequestionclub

Posted by evilgrins on 2011.04.26 at 15:36
Current Location: 94306
Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed
Current Music: The Event
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Not for the question, which was "how does anybody fuck somebody accidentally?" but for violating Rule #9. Little stipulation they have about not posting more than one question too close to another. Whatever, it's been sent to adjudication.

One person sent me this comic by way of a response:



Cute but it's a poor example, unless they're suggesting that this kind of contact counts as fucking even though penetration is blocked by their clothing.

very dirty boy

sometimes life works

Posted by my_happy_places on 2010.04.19 at 14:38
Current Location: 94070
Current Mood: optimisticoptimistic
I've recently been flirting it up with an old friend on twitter about possible play and more. I redirected her to my sex journal which, while a friends only account, has 8 public posts which pretty much give someone as much an impression of how I am sexually as you're likle to find anywhere.

This is the sex journal, in case you didn't know.

Someone recently friended my main account, followed a link from there to my twitter account, and then followed that link I posted to my current flirt interest to my sex journal. She also read the info and liked what she saw. What's more she lives relatively close to where I live and has a birthday coming up. She's run an idea by me that I like...

...getting a motel room for her birthday and I am to be the gift.

So to speak.

How does one find wrapping paper for oneself?

I skimmed her account to find what she looks like. Tracked that back to her flickr account. Pretty cute. I generally prefer to meet someone face to face before I just meet them somewhere to fuck, I'm funny that way, but so far this doesn't appear to be an issues. I'm a bit concerned about one aspect: body type.

I ain't no prize myself but I do have certain things I'm attracted to and things I'm not. My biggie, no pun intended, is I prefer not to be with any woman that weighs more than I do. Prefer a bit less than me actually by 40 to 60 pounds or so; I'm 210 currently.

Still, I've been smiling at the possibility alone since the idea was sent my way.

hot stuff

game the whole family can play

Posted by evilgrins on 2010.04.14 at 15:20
Current Location: 94306
Current Mood: crazycrazy
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Incest is bad, evil, and wrong! Not only does it make God smoosh you under his gigantic thumbs but it also results in situations like in the films The Hills Have Eyes or Wrong Turn. Those are basically series of cannibalistic, inbred, hillbillies in case you didn't know.

Still...

If you and your sibling were extremely sexually attracted to each other & mutually wanted to jump each others' bones, with the proviso that no unwanted pregnancies would result and nobody would ever find out...would you do it?

we are not amused

Heads up!

Posted by evilgrins on 2010.04.06 at 16:52
Current Location: 94306
Current Mood: pensivepensive
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If you make or use mood themes you might wanna read this: Clicky!


evil dat is me

ganked from jbmanly54

Posted by evilgrins on 2009.12.19 at 11:33
Current Location: 94070
Current Mood: happyhappy
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evil dat is me

Sex positional query

Posted by evilgrins on 2009.12.14 at 16:55
Current Location: 94306
Current Mood: curiouscurious
Current Music: The Goods
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Is it called 69 because the way the numbers line up or is there actually a number for each sex position?

evil dat is me

I consider them all

Posted by evilgrins on 2009.12.03 at 13:27
Current Location: 94306
Current Mood: hornyhorny
Current Music: Shooter
Probably safe to assume that most everybody considers intercourse to be sex.

Do you giving a handjob is sex?

Do you think going down on someone is sex?

Free porno

Posted by musicbody on 2009.10.13 at 01:35
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For example, I've found all BEATLES records.



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Posted by _chaosisme on 2009.09.13 at 02:55
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